We are thrilled to offer our valued customers a free shipping option within the United States. Yes, you read that correctly, FREE shipping! We understand the joy of receiving your order without any additional charges, and we want to share that joy with you.
However, for our cherished international customers, we have devised a unique and exciting approach to shipping fees. To ensure fairness and accommodate various financial situations, we have implemented a “Submit Your Desired Shipping Fee” system. We believe this approach will revolutionize the way international shipping is handled.
Here’s how it works:
1. Submitting Your Request: When placing an order from outside the United States, simply submit a written request specifying the amount you are willing to pay for shipping. We encourage you to take into consideration your current financial shape, the state of your country’s economy, and the weight of your order. We believe this system will foster a sense of solidarity and provide an opportunity for customers from less fortunate countries to enjoy our products.
2. Board Approval Process: Once your shipping fee request is received, our esteemed board of directors will scrutinize it carefully. They will consider various factors such as your country’s economic status, the weight of your order, and your submission in relation to others. Our board members are renowned for their sharp decision-making skills and their keen sense of fairness. Rest assured, your request will be treated with the utmost importance.
3. Determination of Shipping Fee: After careful deliberation, the board will determine whether your submission aligns with their guidelines. If approved, congratulations! You will be notified of the shipping fee that has been set for your order. We understand the anticipation and excitement that come with awaiting board approval, so please be patient during this process.
4. Payment and Fulfillment: Once the shipping fee is determined, you will be required to make the payment before we can proceed with the fulfillment of your order. We accept various payment methods, including credit cards, PayPal, and even carrier pigeons if that’s your preferred method.
5. Shipment Tracking: For all orders, both within the United States and internationally, we provide shipment tracking services. You can follow the journey of your package as it makes its way to your doorstep. Please note that we cannot be held responsible for any delays or mishaps that may occur during transit, as we believe it adds an element of excitement to the whole shipping experience.
We hope this shipping policy brings a smile to your face and adds a touch of whimsy to your online shopping journey. Our dedication to customer satisfaction knows no bounds, and we are thrilled to offer these innovative shipping options.
Should you have any questions or require further assistance, please do not hesitate to reach out to our friendly customer support team. They are eagerly waiting to assist you, albeit from a safe distance.
Thank you for choosing our company, and happy shopping with our unique shipping policies!