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Once upon a time, there was a guy named Capi. Capi was a hot mess. He had dropped out of college, lost his job at the local burger joint, and was living in his mom’s basement. But Capi had a dream – he wanted to run an online store.
Now, this was back in the days when the internet was just a baby, and online shopping was as rare as a unicorn sighting. But Capi didn’t care. He was determined to make it work. So he started selling stuff out of his mom’s garage – mostly old sports equipment and clothes that didn’t fit him anymore. It wasn’t exactly a booming business, but it was a start.
Then, disaster struck. Capi’s mom found out he was using her garage as a store and kicked him out. He was homeless, jobless, and had a bunch of junk to sell.
But Capi was not one to give up easily. He started selling his stuff out of the trunk of his beat-up car. He even painted “Online Store” on the side of it to make it sound more legit.
It was a tough gig. People would walk by and laugh at him. Some would even throw things at him. But Capi persevered. He sold his junk and saved every penny he could.
Finally, after months of living out of his car, Capi had saved up enough money to launch his online store. It was a hot mess, just like him. The site was slow, the graphics were terrible, and the product descriptions made no sense.
But somehow, people started buying stuff. Capi couldn’t believe it. He had finally made it.
Years went by, and Capi’s online store grew and grew. He moved out of his car and into a proper office. He hired employees, upgraded the website, and even started selling stuff that wasn’t complete junk.
And that, my friends, is how Capi went from a homeless loser to a successful online store owner. It just goes to show that with determination and a lot of luck, anything is possible.

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